Rumbles and rants of a self-confessed-patriotic F/OSS evangelist and hacker, with an insatiable urge of displaying his literary prowess.

Get ready for Openmoko...

I just saw, openmoko.com has changed! It's coming closer!

UPDATE: Openmoko Freerunner has long been released now, its priced at 20,000 INR in India, available from IDA Systems, Jaipur.

Acer WTF?

See this image, and you shall know, why Macs are kinda like Gods, and why you never, ever, do the stupid mistake of using a PC when a couple of Macs are around...

Play Ball!

* kakashi_ puts a ball in the ground
* lut4rp takes the ball, moves towards the goal
* kakashi_ kicks the ball
* lut4rp tackles kakashi_ and takes control of the ball again
* lut4rp sees an empty goal post ahead
* kakashi_ gives a shoulder push and lut4rp falls down
* lut4rp stands up and shouts %@%#!!@#
* lut4rp sets mode -e lut4rp
* You are now known as TheGreatReferee
[TheGreatReferee] kakashi_, you have been given a red card
[TheGreatReferee] kakashi_, leave the channel
[TheGreatReferee] NOW
[lut4rp] muhahaha
[kakashi_] bleh
* lut4rp takes ball and shoots

With great power, comes great responsibility

// Following is a demonstration of how excessive power ruins the human mind
// This is a true incident, taken from the #windows-india IRC channel... Not a joke!

*** Hobbes` gives channel operator status to Sup3rkiddo
[Sup3rkiddo] WTF!
[Hobbes`] yay!!!!
[Sup3rkiddo] i am na op!!!
*** HereBeDragon (n=HereBeDr@59.93.195.240) has joined #windows-india
[HereBeDragon] :D
[Hobbes`] Sup3rkiddo this is windows! everyone is admin!
*** WarDragon (i=war2@pdpc/supporter/active/War2) has joined #windows-india
*** graydot (n=jsemmanu@122.162.137.14) has joined #windows-india

The Linux India IRC Rant Show

It was an eventful day today, with the after effects of my fscked up results of 3rd semester starting to fade away from my memory. It was eventful on what I call my home on IRC, ##linux-india.
I dare say I would be wrong if I say this is the channel to be in if you're from India, and you're a free software hacker/activist. The place is full of insane geeks and d(a)emons who want to lie around, laze, rant on every possible topic under the sun, chill out etc. Which is why, when I began encountering some funny rambles today at the channel, that my brain hit something...

Taking inspiration from bash.org, I have decided to start the "The Linux India IRC Rant Show". Its very similar to what bash.org does, except that I will post only from #l-i. I will also accept submissions from other users as well. To protect privacy, and because it isn't allowed to publicly log #l-i, I will change nicknames. Here's the master plan once more...

The Linux India IRC Rant Show
Submissions? ping me at pratulkalia+irc [at] gmail [dot] com
Better idea or suggestion? again, pratulkalia+irc [at] gmail [dot] com

Let's rock!

Murphy's Laws of Computer Programming

1. Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
2. Any given program costs more and takes longer.
3. If any program is useful, it will have to be changed.
4. If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
5. Any given program will expand to fill all available memory.
6. The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.
7. Program complexity always grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.
8. If a test installation functions perfectly, all subsequent systems will malfunction.

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