1. Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
2. Any given program costs more and takes longer.
3. If any program is useful, it will have to be changed.
4. If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
5. Any given program will expand to fill all available memory.
6. The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.
7. Program complexity always grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.
8. If a test installation functions perfectly, all subsequent systems will malfunction.

I seem to have no doubts on this one. Thanks karthik.
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Microsoft job has Unix/Linux requirements! And will you believe it... This is for Hotmail and Live infrastructure production servers!
This has to be seen to be believed, really... I got this link from someone (sorry I dont remember who) on the ##linux-india IRC channel. It points to the Microsoft Careers website. Read closely and you will notice. I could not digg the original story because the URL was "redirecting in an unfriendly way".

This site is dated around 2003 (time of the G4 and G5) yet I am surprised no ones noticed it yet. It sucks big time... I am surprised its still online! Digg this one, fellow Mac lovers and bring it down!

Here's the URL to the digg page:
http://www.digg.com/apple/Mac_sucks_com_What_the_hell